Does your man have a love affair going with the remote control?
Ever feel like you could get more reception and response from a wall?
I’m seriously thinking about painting myself silver and placing numbered buttons all over my stomach in a sorry attempt to compete with my toughest competitor vying for the attention of my guy.
Surely there’s someone out there with a creative solution to this nagging problem. It’s like he’s channeling his inner Al Bundy – Married with Children style.