Thanks to all my friends and family…

To all my friends and family, Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy by sending me your damn chain letters over the last year. Because of your concern: * I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. * I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. * I no longer […] Read the Full Article »