It can buy a bed, but not sleep
It can buy a clock, but not time
It can buy books, but not knowledge
It can buy you a position, but not respect
It can buy you medicine, but not health
It can buy you blood, but not life
It can buy you sex, but not love
So you see, money really isn’t everything! In fact, it often causes pain and suffering. I am telling you this because I am your friend and I care.
As your friend, I want to take away all your pain and suffering…
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
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