The following are answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2. To clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.3. God made my Mom […] Read the Full Article »
Big and Rich – A Conversation Between a Mother & Her Son
While going through Wayback archives of some of my old, old, old, blogs, I found this post from January 2005. Conversation between mother and son… Mom – Son, you can help with dishes tonight. Son – Aw mom, that’s just gross! All that icky food on there and stuff… Mom – When you grow up, you’re going to have to have a job that will afford a full staff to help take care of your […] Read the Full Article »