We were watching the news earlier and the reporter interviewed a policeman that was part of an investigation. To be honest, I don’t even remember the incident that was being discussed because I too busy looking at the policeman and just how large he was. Let me just say this… If I’m in a burning house, do I want a woman or an overweight fireman coming in after me or do I want the man […] Read the Full Article »
Please tell me you’re not one of THOSE sports parents!
As a parent in the stands of Youth League Football and their opening day yesterday, I forced myself to take 24 hours before taking any action regarding my disappointments. The 24 hour rule is one that some of the finest coaches recommend for parents who wish to voice their opinions pertaining to the game, the umpires, the coaching decisions or plays. Yet I have taken that 24 hour rule and have applied it to three […] Read the Full Article »
Thanks to all my friends and family…
To all my friends and family, Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy by sending me your damn chain letters over the last year. Because of your concern: * I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. * I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. * I no longer […] Read the Full Article »